Quotes from "The Tick"
"Ah ha-ha, chess. The ancient contest of wits. Two opponents: mano a mano. Braino a braino. And look: magnets for ease of travel. You could play chess on the moon." - The Tick
"And so, may Evil beware and may Good dress warmly and eat plenty of fresh vegetables." - The Tick
"And, isn't sanity really just a one-trick pony anyway? I mean all you get is one trick, rational thinking, but when you're good and crazy, oooh, oooh, oooh, the sky is the limit." - The Tick
"Sanity, you're a madman!" - The Tick
"Arthur, you have no historical perspective. Science in those days worked in broad strokes. They got right to the point. Nowadays, it's all just molecule, molecule, molecule. Nothing ever happens big." - The Tick
"Can't lose my name, it's on all my stationery!" - The Tick
"Deadly Bulb. I'm about to write you a reality check. Or would you prefer the cold, hard cash of truth?" - The Tick
"Destiny's powerful hand has made the bed of my future, and it's up to me to lie in it. I am destined to be a superhero. To right wrongs, and to pound two-fisted justice into the hearts of evildoers everywhere. And you don't fight destiny. No sir. And, you don't eat crackers in the bed of your future, or you get all... scratchy." - The Tick
"Don't ever try to swim against the mighty tide of justice." - The Tick
"Don't make us bite you in hard-to-reach places!" - The Tick
"Eating kittens is just plain... plain wrong! And no-one should do it, ever!" - The Tick
"Everybody was a baby once, Arthur. Oh, sure, maybe not today, or even yesterday. But once. Babies, chum: tiny, dimpled, fleshy mirrors of our us-ness, that we parents hurl into the future, like leathery footballs of hope. And you've got to get a good spiral on that baby, or evil will make an interception." - The Tick
"Gravity is a harsh mistress." - The Tick
"Hey! You in the pumps! I say to you - stop being bad!" - The Tick
"I am mighty. I have a glow you cannot see. I have a heart as big as the moon. As warm as bathwater. We are superheroes, men, we don't have time to be charming. The boots of evil were made for walkin'. We're watching the big picture, friend. We know the score. We are a public service, not glamour boys. Not captains of industry. Keep your vulgar moneys. We are a justice sandwich. No toppings necessary. Living rooms of America, do you catch my drift? Do you dig?" - The Tick
"I don't know the meaning of the word "surrender". I mean, I know it, I'm not dumb... just not in this context." - The Tick
"I'm betting that I'm just abnormal enough to survive." - The Tick
"I'm sure millions of viewers out there are just wondering what it's like to wear the tights of justice. Well, it's tingly and it's uncomfortable, but it gets the job done and, oh, the job of it." - The Tick
"I'm taking off the kid gloves, and putting on the very mad gloves." - The Tick
"It's starting to smell a little like danger in here, or heavily-fried food." - The Tick
"Let your journey into hugeness teach us all a lesson. Absolute power is a sticky wicket. And, Arthur, chum, you were the stickiest. Don't you get it, good friend? Some of the best things come in small packages. But large things can't. Unless they're inflatable, or require some assembly, or unless they're hearts. Yes, giant, juicy, loving hearts. As big as the moon, but much, much warmer." - The Tick
"Man. Today is so loopy." - The Tick
"Oh, look, Arthur, it's a completely rehabilitated villain. She's comfortable with herself. Comfort, commitment, marriage, what do these things have in common? The letter 'C' except for marriage, and if people get all British whenever they get knocked on the head, what do British people get? I know... comatose. Another 'C'." - The Tick
"Oh, science... boring... interest... fading..." - The Tick
"Oh, what a goofy work is man." - The Tick
"Poppa's got a brand-new bag... of fish!" - The Tick
"So once again, we find that evil of the past seeps into the present like salad dressing through cheap wax paper, mixing memory and desire." - The Tick
"Space aliens have neat stuff. Their space cookies are good, too." - The Tick
"Thank you for teaching us all that love is thicker than most bodily membranes. But not quite as sticky. And that a heart full of love is better than a body full of people. Merrilly, the feet that carried us on the heart's path today will be the feet that soak in the steaming brew of happiness tomorrow." - The Tick
"The human mind is a dangerous plaything, boys. When it's used for evil, watch out. But when it's used for good, then things are much nicer." - The Tick
"The night is young and we have umbrellas in our drinks." - The Tick
"We're sworn to protect The City. And we're just going to have to face it: that includes the sewers." - The Tick
"Well, once again, my friend, we find that science is a two-headed beast. One head is nice, it gives us aspirin and other modern conveniences... But the other head of science is bad. Oh, beware the other head of science, Arthur. It bites." - The Tick
"When a nice clean brain tumbles into the dirty street to lay among the discarded wrappers and spat-out gum wads of wickedness, you can't just pick it up and wash it off with soap and water; you have to think it clean from the inside out." - The Tick
"Yeah, I agree, falling in love with a supervillain is trouble with a capital troub." - The Tick
"Yeah, well, don't count your weasels before they pop, dink!" - The Tick
"Yes, destiny has her hand on my back, and she's pushing." - The Tick
"Yes, my slimy friend, once again slime does not pay. You can't just coat yourself with artificial mucous and slip through the long fingers of the law. It's wrong and it's gross." - The Tick
"You know why super villains are so unhappy, Arthur? They don't treasure the little things." - The Tick
"You know, gang, when you're a superhero, you never know where the day will take you. You may find yourself halfway around the world in the shark-infested waters of true-to-life living. Or you may find yourself going down to the store for a lozenge. You can't know, can you? No. You gotta ride that wave, you gotta suck that lozenge. 'Cause if you don't, who will?" - The Tick
"You know, though today was the worst day of my life, I learned many things. First, the world looks a lot different when you're six inches tall and covered with feathers. Second, two heads are definitely not better than one. And finally, you can lay eggs and still feel like a man." - The Tick
"You're not going crazy. You're going sane in a crazy world!" - The Tick
"You know, evil comes in many forms, be it a man-eating cow or Joseph Stalin. But you can't let the package hide the pudding. Evil is just plain bad. You don't cotton to it. You gotta smack it on the nose with the rolled up newspaper of goodness. Bad dog! Bad dog!" - The Tick
"Are you aware your roommate is a hideous monster from another dimension with evil plans for world domination?" - Arthur
"Listen, a good roommate relationship is based on a respect for privacy." - Thrakkorzog's roommate
"Brace yourself while Corporate America tries to sell us its wretched things." - The Tick
"The eyes play tricks like tiny round devils." - The Tick
"The Fourth Dimension is just one big crazy do not enter clambake jungle of weirdity -- and how does it work? Never mind!" - The Tick
"This is one small step for The Tick, and one giant step for... say, a little bug. Or some guy who's been shrunk to the size of a penny." - The Tick
"Villain love goddess! You toy with the hearts of men!"-The Tick
"We spent all night learning an important lesson: You can't judge a sewer by its manhole cover. No sir, people can be very different under the surface than they might seem. Quiet, mild-mannered just might turn out to be roaring lions of two-fisted cool. And roaring lions of two-fisted cool just might have some crippling lobster problems. Listen, man, it's all crazy down there, under the surface. A lost wallet could bite you in half! A bar of soap could save your life! Egad! A disgusting mound of muck just my have some very compelling ideas! Do you dig my ditch?"-The Tick
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