IM conversation...

Me: l like the picture associated with the Gentleman [Ed: See the OK Cupid test below]

http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=DGLM&g=1&o=3

too bad that didn't link over

NR: cute

ME: except the little girl has two arrows sticking out of her shin

NR: yes

I am AMUSED that the balloon has higher priority than her leg

Me: of course it does!

NR: er

ME: you don't need a leg for a balloon to make you happy

but you do need a balloon

NR: *snerk*

you don't need a balloon for a leg to make you happy, either

Me: legs are more utilitarian than fun

unless you doing things to them

NR: NOT having legs is NOT fun

and having arrows in your legs certainly counts as doing things to them

Me: no but if you had no legs a balloon could still make you happy

You realize I will post an edited version of this conversation

about the legs and balloons

NR: um

'cause you are a PERVERT

Me: yes

no a male slut

NR: mmm

you say potato, I say potato