Sacrifice

Me: I thought the no meat eating on Friday thing was abolished by Vatican II... You know why they started it right? It was to keep the Roman fishermen employed because no one was eating fish. They associated some of the apostles being fishermen as a justification for it.

E: maybe now its just to keep the corner bars in business with their fish fry dinners.

Me: Except I would buy greasy fish fry even if I didn't have to.

E: Yeah, see, hence my lack of "sacrifice".

Me: Yes, but even if you want to do it, it's not technically a sacrifice if you don't have to do it.

E: ok, you're getting too doubly negative on me.

Me: :-)

E: speaking of sacrifice, a client sent a 3 foot chocolate bunny to an attorney in my dept so I'm currently making myself sick on a huge hunk of it.

Me: Taking one for the team, huh?

E: Who says I have no commitment to the firm?!