White & Nerdy

Is there a Brown & nerdy equivalent? About 1/2 of the video applies to me!!!

Here's how much more of a nerd I am: I paused the video to read the Trivial Pursuit Card which says:

G: In what city is the largest ball of twine built by one man?
E: What's the deal with Lindsay Lohan? I mean, seriously?
H: F.D.R. - was he faking it?
AL: On what page does Harry Potter die in the next book?
SN: What is the melting point of a gorilla's head?
(the last oval is covered by a finger): How many Wicket Men are there on a 43-Man Sqammish team?