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BBC NEWS Entertainment Carry On quip tops one-liner poll: "Top five classic one liners
1) 'Infamy! Infamy! They've all got it in for me!' - Kenneth Williams (Julius Caesar) Carry On Cleo (1964)
2) 'He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy.' - Terry Jones (Brian's Mum) Life Of Brian (1979)
3) Robert Hays (Ted Striker): 'Surely you can't be serious.' Leslie Nielsen (Rumack): 'I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.' - Airplane (1980)
4) 'Remember you're fighting for this woman's honour, which is probably more than she ever did.' - Groucho Marx (Rufus T Firefly) Duck Soup (1933)
5) 'Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love.' - Woody Allen, (Alvy Singer) Annie Hall (1977)"