The Stanford Chaparral | Humor Magazine

The Stanford Chaparral | Humor Magazine: "At Saks Fifth Avenue
Cashier: Would you like to buy or sell today?
Tourist: I’m actually just looking for fragrances.
Cashier: Would you like to buy or sell today?
Tourist: Eh...buy. To buy.
Cashier: We currently have potion, high potion, and elixir.
Tourist: Hmm, is Elixir by Estee Lauder?
Cashier: It was looted from a slain necromancer on the Long Island."